Fat, Flab, Garner Likes to Grab

Warning:
 In this post there will be pictures that show as much skin as a bathing suit would. There are images of my fat stomach riddled with stretch marks. I'll save it for the end with a big red warning before it if you want to skip that part.

Not much interesting has happened lately. We have had this crazy bird, a finch, that keeps trying his darndest to come into the house. This means that there is incessant knocking on all windows. He goes to the dining room window, the office window, all three living room windows, and the laundry room window. Walter calls him Atticus. Get it?! Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mocking Bird. So here is Atticus. The camera was a bit out of focus.

Anyways, he's the worst. You know what else is the worst but also really funny? Every time my back is turned, Garner has Walden by some part of him or his clothing. Sometimes I've turned around because I here Walden cry out (Walden practically never cries) and Garner has a kungfoo grip on poor little Walden's ear, all the while just smiling away. So I started taking pictures of him every time I caught him in the act.

Sometimes he even grabs stuff and pulls it in over himself.

If you're wondering why Walden is always in the orange clothes and Garner appears to have gone through a few wardrobe changes, it's because Garner spits up on the reg. Although it's gotten much better. Also Walden never spits up, so I forget to change him sometimes. Yep mother of the year here, but it all fairness, I really have to try to conserve all the clothes for Garner when traveling.

So here it is... What you've all been waiting for...(or waiting to skip) .... My super fat pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So her's the deal. I had a friend who had great weight loss going vegan. She did the 6 week program in Eat to Live and is now a lifer vegan. I've been skimming through the book and there's apparently way more benefits than weight loss like reversing diabetes and heart disease and never having to take meds again for those diseases. Read it if you want more info. I'm basically doing it to experiment and lose weight. Apparently it's super hard and you'll go through food withdrawals like a drug addict. Dr. Fuhrman has this theory that most Americans are addicted to food. Anyhoo the goal is to shoot for 2lbs of veggies a day, 1lb cooked and 1lb raw.
Eat at at least 4 to 5 whole fruits and some beans and legumes. You can't eat like a lot of things. So this is what we're working with...

-130 lbs
-Left knee weakness from knee cap dislocation
-Right hip pain from feeding the twins and sitting one foot and leaning while doing so.

But... my boys are getting restless because it's chow time and their cousins have a baseball game we have to go to immediately following. So I'll update you when I start and if their are any changes.